A Dazzling Sticky Situation

"This is NOT one of my proudest moments, and I daresay it's even one worth me being enraged over! So here I was, chasing after these two stupid-looking Pegasi in ridiculous outfits...the Wonderbolts or some other nonsense like that...because I was hoping for a tasty snack. Turns out those cowardly little bugs flew through a special mountain that prevents magic from working...even MY powerful magic! And, somehow, my dazzling rear-end got stuck as I tried to burst through! This is seriously mortifying, and if anyone DARES make light of this or finds a way to taunt me...they WILL be decimated and annihilated in the most painful and brutal way possible once I get freed! Mark my words, Equestria WILL suffer a lot of torture for this embarrassment once I find my way out of this mess!"

(Because I still keep getting idiots thinking I draw these, I'll make this loud and clear: I DIDN'T DRAW THIS! This was drawn as a gift by the lovely, thoughtful, talented, amusing little bug known as )